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c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

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darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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grandson-desmond:

vampire-bunni:

usedtodohugs:

oshiin:

how about no

Is this a Halloween decoration or a picture of a house in Australia?

In Australia all our houses look like that, we ride them to school sometimes.

Ahahahaha

NOPe.

(Source: humortrain)

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  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.

  • me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD

  • me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.

  • me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis

  • me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • me typing in 2014: hella

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  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

(Source: wxnslow)

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iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

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edgebug:

"this is UNACCEPTABLE" i hear my mother shout as soon as she opens her magazine, "I AM TRYING TO READ AND I AM ASSAULTED WITH THIS,” she says. she angrily shows me a large glossy photograph of ellen degeneres.

you might think that my mom has some sort of moral objection to ellen degeneres. you would be wrong. the problem is that my mom (who is btw happily married to my dad) has an enormous crush on her

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femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

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sarahastro84:

juvjuvychan:

You’re wrong about me.

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